I’ve avoided talking about the riot in general, both on The Puck and at work/home/bars/the street (at least as much as one can avoid talking about these things). But in the end, like everything else, it turns out I have an opinion on it!!
“Smile, shitheads!” *CLICK*
Those aren’t real Canucks fans!
Yes they are, shut up. Professional rioters don’t buy $200 vintage Trevor Linden jerseys before they turn over a garbage can. But don’t fret Van-City, it’s ok that they’re Canuck fans, this is not a phenomenon unique to Vancouver. Get a large enough group of people together and you’re going to have some idiots. Make that group trend towards young, add in some alcohol, whip them into a frenzy and cram them into a small area and guess what? A few cars are going to get turned over.
I think my biggest problem with the riot is that we may be beginning to set a precedent. Last year in Montreal, this year in Vancouver, I’m worried this may become a thing that we do, like putting maple syrup on sausages. I sincerely hope that’s not the case because, while the occasional unruly mob doesn’t bother me, the idea that hockey playoffs will become tied with rioting is really terrible. If for no reason other than I want to be able to stay downtown and drink after a game without being run over by a cop on a horse.
At the end of the day…
It wasn’t that bad. Vancouver woke up the next morning as if from a horrible one-night stand, shook it’s head, looked around and was thoroughly embarrassed. Now it’s dealing with the aftermath in a very Canadian way. Hopefully the city’s memory is long enough that this doesn’t happen next year when Chicago beats them out of the playoffs in the first round.
Also, it’s not like Vancouver has the post-sporting-event-riot market cornered.
How do you know you’re at a Canadian riot? The police wear hockey gloves and carry broom handles for clubs.
Nothing says “annoying riot dad” like a front-backpack, wrap-around sunglasses and a baldness hiding haircut.
What’s the best way to look even dumber while having you’re photo taken in the middle of a riot? Dress like Tank Girl.
I have nothing that to say that could be as funny as this picture.